10 Reasons Why You Should Not Book This Deal to the Azores

Jan 25, 2018

Let's face it, the Azores aren't that beautiful.

 

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I mean just look at the sunset...#gross.

 

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And you definitely wouldn't want an Azores vacation, because...

1. Credit card points really matter to you, and you want to spend 10x more on a vacation.

2. You hate luxury resorts and getting pampered.

 

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3. You just went to the eye doctor and have been advised to avoid sights that will lead to prolonged gazing.

 

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4. You don't want to annoy your friends by bragging about how much you saved.

5. The views while hiking are completely underwhelming.

 

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6. You're allergic to hydrangeas and need to avoid those beautiful blossoms at all cost.

 

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7. You really enjoy sitting on airplanes for an extended period of time, so a 4.5-hour flight from the U.S. won't cut it.

 

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8. The Azores are called the "Hawaii of the Atlantic," and they don't resemble each other at all.

Hawaii...

 

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vs...Azores

 

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9. You resent whales for being such majestic creatures, thus would never want to take part in world-renowned whale watching.

 

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10. You are just plain crazy and worry about scaring the cows.

 

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